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Firecakes Donuts: The Day I Found a New God

"Its pictures are worth a thousand words, all of which are 'fuck.' But like pretty much everything else in the world ever, the pictures are nowhere near as good as the real thing."





Jeni, I Got Your Number (and Your Creams)

"And if you weren’t already aware, Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams is a portal to the good purgatory — the space in between heaven and an even better heaven."





Reno: 911, SOS, LOL

"My mule had only a splash of ginger beer which made room for the flavor of the lime juice to take the rest of the drink hostage; but like a good hostage situation where the kidnappers have snacks and let you use the bathroom at your leisure."